He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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