Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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