And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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