I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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