Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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