I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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