hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
The chlamydia really affected his face.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
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Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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