She said her name was "party"
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
how does that bad decision feel?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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