Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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