Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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