great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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