he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
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Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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