: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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