New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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