Whats the glycemic index on semen?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
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You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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