Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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