Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
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You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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