real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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