everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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