tell your sister to shave her snatch
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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