Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
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if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
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