and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I miss vodka workout Fridays
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
