Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....