Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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