Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
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We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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