he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
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Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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