oh god the rape fog is back!
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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