Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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