i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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