epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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