She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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