I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
she pinky promised me she was 18
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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