More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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