I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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