So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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