i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
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Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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