walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
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I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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