Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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