is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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