ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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