Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
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