you traded sex for a burrito?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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