Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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