school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
do herpes really smell.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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