Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
You're like the curious george of whores
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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