I seem to have left my pride at pride
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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