You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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