What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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