i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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