dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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