Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
false alarm. still invincible.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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