they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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