She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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