So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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