I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
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